Thursday, March 22, 2007

Goreans

If there's any pathological subculture worse than the Furries, it's the Goreans.



Goreans are sexual perverts who base thier paraphilia around a series of sic-fi/fantasy books by John Norman. Despite the fact Norman's prose makes L. Ron Hubbard read like Shakespeare, Goreans treat his pap like sacred writ. They do their best to live a lifestyle true to the Gorean ideal: doing fierce battle, flying around on winged lizards, and reducing women to a level of subservience impossible in actual slavery. All this while living in their parent's basement.




Unlike LAPRPers or simple BDSM nuts, Goreans are so deeply immersed in thier fantasy lives that they no longer believe they live on Earth. Furries eventually take their costumes off. Tabletop RPer's eventually run out of Mountain Dew. But Goreans never leave their sacred homeworld to wash the dishes or see a movie.

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