Seriously though, when is the last time our beloved jester has appeared in public without being flanked by a posse in uniform. Has he taken to exclusively giving speeches at Disney World?
In other "news", the first "lady" was at home to receive her annual Jesus tree. Nothing says Thanksgiving like a Christmas tree. Especially one that looks like it was about 50 years old before it was sacrificed for the common good. At least the Shrub family can dust off the glue gun and hoist some ornaments onto the dead tree.
